Q: What is the similarity between SEX and shopping?
A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.
A Guy picks up the girl for a date, 'Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?'
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
Q:) Why do lady journalists have big breast?
A:) Because they always say "PRESS"
Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
Wives are Incoming Calls
Lovers are Outgoing Calls
Aunties are Toll free Calls
Call girls are Roaming Calls
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls
A man stands nude in front of a mirror and examines himself and says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
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