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A young man and his girlfriend were about to set the wedding date.Having had no sex before, she decides to confess to him:Girl: I must tell you I have nothing up front, flat as a board, hope it doesn't make a difference.Boy: Not at all Darling, and I must confess, that down below I am like a new born baby.At the honeymoon suite, she slowly undresses and shyly shows him, see I told you, nothing,

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Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.The Pastor said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!'Jack replied, 'I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.'Pastor questioned, 'How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?'He

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A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun."Open the goddamn safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter."But we`re not a real bank," she replies. "We don`t have any money. This is a sperm bank.""Don`t argue, open the goddamn safe or I`ll blow your head off," says the guy with the gun.She obliges and once she`s opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and

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At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.There is a hush within the congregation.No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline, stands up and proclaims "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year

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He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin.Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her.At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?"As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!"Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her.On their

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An Italian grandmother was giving an advice to her grandaughter on the eve of her 1st date.Grandma : Listen Bambina, the boy will try to hug you. Do not let him do that.Girl : OKGrandma : He will also try to kiss you in the mouth, do not let him do that.Girl : OKGrandma : He will try to lay you down and get between your legs, do not let him do that, if you do you will disgrace all our family!!

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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorrythat you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with

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The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough life boats.So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied.To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed.To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus."

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After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"

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A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks,"Can your dog perform other tricks?""But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman."Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into aLittle room above the bar. She undresses and full of

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A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper.Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft.They decided that they should call the police.When the police arrived they

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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,"Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this

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A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand.The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can't even hold a pen.""Certainly, sir," said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man.Finally, the

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In order to renovate a house in Japan wall has to be torn. Japanese houses normally have hollow spaces between the wooden walls.While tearing down the walls, the worker found that a lizard is stuck because a nail from the outside accidentally hit one of its feet. He felt pity and at the same time was curious, as when he checked the owner, the building was built 10 years ago thus the lizard was

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Q: What is the similarity between SEX and shopping?A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.A Guy picks up the girl for a date, 'Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?'Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.Q:) Why do lady journalists have big breast?A:) Because they always say "PRESS"Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?A: Coz men have three

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An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company.The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check."That's humiliation," shouts the Iraqi, "why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!"The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks

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A man is seeking to join the Victorian Police force - The Sergeant doing the interview says:"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. ""Why the rabbit

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Mohammed entered his classroom."What is your name?" asked the teacher."Mohammed" answered the kid."You are in Australia now and there is no Mohammed. From now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher.In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother."My name is not Mohammed, I'm in Australia and now my name is Bruce.""Ah, are you ashamed of your name,

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My 85-year-old neighbor was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave Tom jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'The next day Tom returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked my 85-year-old neighbor what happened and Tom explained, 'Well,

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A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists.""Why do you say that?" asked the customer."Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that

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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours,

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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.."Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away..Their

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This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night.The guy gets out to change the tire, but he doesn't have any gloves so before long he gets back in the car with the job half-done, his hands blue from the cold.His date, wearing a short sexy skirt, says,"Put your hands between my legs to warm them up."So he does, and after a few exciting and hot minutes, he then gets

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A guy was spending the night with a married couple in their apartment.Since they didn't have a couch, they let him share their bed with them.Once they all went to bed and the husband fell asleep, the wife whispered in the guy's ear, "Pull a hair from my husband's ass, if he is asleep we can have sex."The guy pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and he didn't wake up, so the guy proceeded to make

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as the father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest.After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."Little Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!""

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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H -I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to

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A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health). He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I

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It was October, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood.

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The words every minutes count is over. In the current economic downtime, peoples are talking about every cents count. I have made known a friend who is practicing on every cents count, I can’t describe him is a stingy person but I can say he is smart and he is rich. I used to have lunch with him for couple of time, he would checking foods prices before ordering even for a small drinks. The worst

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I always like to share good thing to friends, hope that a little sharing will help. Firstly, just find a quiet place where you are alone and uninterrupted. Clear your mind of everything, don’t worry about your schedule, business, family and friends. Just focus on me with your open mind.Imagine that now you are going to attend a funeral of a loved one, you are driving to the to the funeral chapel,

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Last week, I have received a long distance called from one of my good friend, he was checking on my age, I'm replied him and said "what's up", I'm 36 young man, anything I can help? He loudly said "you only have 19 years to go; I said “what 19 yrs? I intend to live until 80 yrs old, you say I have only 19 year to go, what the X man!!" He quickly and softly replied that "you misunderstood me; I

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I was shooting some photos in the Niu Ze Xui(NZX) yesterday, please feel free to visit this wonderful place if you manage to be in Petaling Jaya.

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Today everyone talking about cutting cost, from an individual to a family and a company. Even the federal and state governments forced to carry out the cutting cost exercises. This is happening due to the rising fuel and energy prices or another way to say is now recession time. I was thinking is that the only way we can do(cut cost) or we should have others alternative solutions to overcome this

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I hope my next vacation will be here ...............

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ONLY BUY OR FILL UP YOUR CAR OR BIKKIE IN THEEARLY MORNING WHEN THE GROUND TEMPERATURE ISSTILL COLD. Remember that all service stations have theirstorage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground,the denser the fuel, when it gets warmer petrol expands, sobuying in the afternoon or in the evening.... your litre is notexactly a litre.In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and

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This question always come out from my big boss mouth, when you try to explained some difficulties with him pertaining customers issues, the words who's problem is expected from his mouth. He is the kind of person never listen to your explanation, excuses and sweet talks even the tsunami, earthquake and cyclone is happen on him. But when you think deeply on it, this reaction actually is from his

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Another new day but my brain still empty, hope something will come across in my mind when I visit here next time.

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Hello! I'm Jochua. I'm new to this blogsphere. Do come here more often. !!

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