Sex Education

An Italian grandmother was giving an advice to her grandaughter on the eve of her 1st date.

Grandma : Listen Bambina, the boy will try to hug you. Do not let him do that.
Girl : OK
Grandma : He will also try to kiss you in the mouth, do not let him do that.
Girl : OK
Grandma : He will try to lay you down and get between your legs, do not let him do that, if you do you will disgrace all our family!!
Girl : OK
Later that night when the girl returns home, Granma querries on her as to what had happenned.

Girl: You were right Grandma, He tried to do all that you've said.
Grandma: And did you let him?
Girl: No grandma and when he tried to lay me down, I grabbed him. Pinned him to the floor, got on top of him and disgraced all HIS FAMILY !!
Grandma fainted...