A young man and his girlfriend were about to set the wedding date.
Having had no sex before, she decides to confess to him:
Girl: I must tell you I have nothing up front, flat as a board, hope it doesn't make a difference.
Boy: Not at all Darling, and I must confess, that down below I am like a new born baby.
At the honeymoon suite, she slowly undresses and shyly shows him, see I told you, nothing, pancakes.
He pulls down his shorts and out come this HUGE member, she cries out, 'OMG, you lied to me, you said you were like a newborn baby.'
Lovingly looking at her and says, 'Yes Dear 14 inches 9 pounds!'
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